Title: An Obsession with Definitions Abstract: Many people seem to think that cryptography is only about the creation and analysis of cryptographic schemes. This view ignores the centrality of definitions in shaping the problems we collectively work on, and the way in which we address them. More than schemes or their analysis, it is definitions that I myself have obsessed on. In this talk I’ll try to explain why, and talk about a few of these definitions: authenticated key exchange, garbling schemes, online AE, and onion encryption.